Tuesday, April 1, 2008

The Aftermath

It's been two weeks since campaign videos hit the streets, and the campaign has taken on a life of it's own. But the biggest news first...

ADCO Campaign 2008 has one less contender. One less fighter for change. Folks, Claire Connolly is out of the race.

After she was caught vandalizing ADCO Campaign posters all over the city, Claire was forced into hiding. Her loyal supporters searched for her, far and wide, high and low, but she was nowhere to be found. So after twenty solid minutes of looking, they all gave up.

Moments later, a telegram was received at ADCO Headquarters. It read:
"I am ashamed of my actions. STOP. I must withdraw from the race. STOP."

After this announcement, Claire's followers aren't the only ones looking for her. Several ADCO candidates have been missing in action as they seek out the fallen fighter in hopes of gaining her endorsement and the votes of her supporters.

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