A Shocking Turn of Events

The nation is waiting to see whether or not Rudy Guiliani's "Count on Florida" strategy will pan out as he planned (and it's not looking good). 

ADCO is waiting to see whether or not Karen Williford's "Pro-Font Control" platform can be defeated (and it's not looking good).

That's right, folks, the race is changing! Karen has entered the race -- from out of nowhere -- and has claimed the number one spot. The sudden rise of this virtually unknown candidate has political analysts reeling and searching for an explanation. Are we to believe that the public is responding to the numbers that Karen has been feeding them? 

One supporter thinks so: "At the heart of Karen's campaign rests one compelling statistic that has us all shaking in our boots: 62.478% of creative work is destroyed by poor font control. We cannot continue to let this happen. Electing Karen means real change for creativity."

There you have it.